Bidonio - Weather
Weather
Bidonio - Weather
A weather app?
Nothing revolutionary here, it’s a basic weather app. You open it, and boom, you know if it’s going to rain or be sunny in the next hour, the day, or even the next few days. No need for a meteorology PhD to figure it out. As a bonus, you can also stalk the weather in your favorite spots—like checking if your dream beach is getting soaked while you’re stuck at the office. Handy, right?
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A weather app?
Nothing revolutionary here, it’s a basic weather app. You open it, and boom, you know if it’s going to rain or be sunny in the next hour, the day, or even the next few days. No need for a meteorology PhD to figure it out. As a bonus, you can also stalk the weather in your favorite spots—like checking if your dream beach is getting soaked while you’re stuck at the office. Handy, right?
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Quick overview of the app and service design.
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This overview is just the foundation, the default theme of Bidonio. But hold on, customization here isn't just some basic 'light or dark' option. Oh no, we go way beyond that.
You can totally give it a flawless look: pick your colors, change the background, the text, and even the icon colors. Yep, you can tweak everything until your app is as unique as you are. Because we know you love being fancy.
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The goal of this service?
So, what’s the goal of this service? Well, it’s simple: after smashing my diamond-encrusted iPhone worth 16k (yep, just that), and an imaginary meeting with Steve Jobs, I ended up buying a Galaxy S69+ Ultra Gold Mega Pro. And then, big disappointment: the weather app was so depressing it felt like the opening credits of a horror movie, with endless rain, again and again.
So, I set out to find another weather app. With 8000 options available, I ended up with one that threw more ads (for Viagra, obviously) than actual forecasts. The best part? They tried to charge me 6 euros a month to remove the ads. I mean, 6 bucks?! At that price, I could almost subscribe to Netflix (or just buy umbrellas in bulk). So, I stopped checking the weather altogether. Surprise, the sun came back on its own.
And then one day, in our infinite wisdom, we thought: 'Why not throw a weather feature into Bidonio, our magic app?' And voilà, Bidonio Weather was born. Since then, being the bosses that we are, we’ve tweaked the values: it’s sunny every day where I live. I’ve never had so many barbecues under an imaginary sun.
Anyway, it’s a weather app, plain and simple.
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How does it work ?
Oh, how does it work? Honestly, in an ideal world, you should just press a button and voilà, everything works effortlessly. But we don’t live in Care Bear Land, so just a reminder: Bidonio isn’t exactly the Nobel Prize for innovation, okay? So if you’re lucky, and the sun decides to show its face, you might get to stay slouched on your couch instead of getting up to check the sky out the window. A nice little bonus in your intense day of procrastination and gaming.
If by some miracle the app works, you should see the local temperature (yes, local, at your place; I’m already anticipating the guys who spend too much time on TikTok and think Columbus took a road trip to Mars). Anyway, you’ve got the weather. No, I’m not going to explain what that is, thanks. On top of that, you’ll also get the forecast for the coming days. And since you’re probably broke and stuck biking with the rest of the struggling crew, the app can be handy to know if you’re going to get drenched on your way to work. I know, I know, cars are bad for the environment and all that jazz, but you and your bike will manage to survive.
Alright, let’s keep it quick because I’ve got a SpaceX live stream to watch, and spoiler alert: some people are actually working! So, in summary: you’ve got the weather for the next 5 days, with super sexy graphs for temperatures, rain (yes, rain, for those who find that word too technical), wind (it’s blowing, you know), clouds (a lot, not a lot), and atmospheric pressure (we don’t really care unless you’re a pilot). Oh, and humidity too, because yes, if your T-shirt is sticking to your skin, it’s not just because you ate too many chips.
And the cherry on top: you can add other cities on this little planet we call Earth, just to check if your aunt is sweating through a heatwave while you’re freezing your butt off. There you go, as simple as pie!
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Limits and access ?
Oh well, look at that, we’re super generous with the stingy eco-warriors too! We still give you the local weather linked to your account, so you can proudly bike to work, feeling like you’re saving the planet. Well, in reality, you’re eating pasta with ketchup while dreaming of organic tofu, but it’s the thought that counts, right?
Good news for you, fellow cyclists, it’s free. But if, like us, you have a Tesla or a good old V8 purring at 8,000 RPM in the middle of a traffic jam—because they stuck a bike lane that takes up the whole road—you can even add your second home to the app. Yep, double dose of privilege. Come on, pedal away, big guy, the road awaits!
Seriously (or almost), if you’re biking to save the planet or stay fit, total respect; we’re happy to give you the weather. If it’s for economic reasons, we sympathize... not everyone can afford to drive a Tesla or a V8, you know. But hey, chin up; after the rain comes the sunshine!
I’m all alone in the world, please sign up !
Always up for a little boost! Got something fun in mind ?
Ah, still not convinced by Bidonio, huh? No worries, here are some user testimonials from folks who apparently had an existential revelation thanks to this thing. Brace yourself, it's going to be juicy !
Marie Curie :
Since I started using Bidonio Weather, I spend less time wondering if it's raining in my lab and more time discovering radioactive elements. Who would have thought that an app could change the scientific world?
Napoléon Bonaparte :
Bidonio Weather has allowed me to plan my battles with military precision. Gone are the days spent wondering if I would have to face showers! Now, I can focus on conquering the world... or on my hat collection.
Cléopâtre :
I didn't know that a simple app could be so divine! Thanks to Bidonio Weather, I can predict floods on the Nile and ensure that my next river cruise doesn't turn into a shipwreck.
Albert Einstein :
Bidonio Weather helped me formulate the theory of relativity... well, maybe not, but at least I no longer waste time waiting for the rain to stop for my deep thoughts.
Galilée :
Thanks to Bidonio Weather, I can now stargaze without worrying about a sudden downpour. Finally, I'll be able to prove that the Earth rotates without getting soaked to the bone!
Léonard de Vinci :
Bidonio Weather has revolutionized my creativity. I can finally paint outdoors without being caught off guard by torrential rain. No more half-damaged paintings from the rain!
Jules César :
Veni, vidi, vici ! And thanks to Bidonio Weather, I also know when to bring an umbrella on my conquests. A true victory over the weather!
Virginia Woolf :
Since I discovered Bidonio Weather, I can write my novels without being interrupted by unexpected storms. Maybe I'll even write a book about rain, but first, let me check the weather!
Winston Churchill :
Bidonio Weather has allowed me to plan my outdoor speeches without fearing a downpour. Sometimes, you have to fight against the elements... but not with unpredictable weather!
Isaac Newton :
Thanks to Bidonio Weather, I can now sit under an apple tree without fearing that an apple will fall on my head due to an unexpected storm. Gravity, yes; rain, no!
Sign up for them, please, please, please !
How much does it cost and how does it work economically ?
Ah, you're curious to know more, aren't you? No worries, let me give you a quick rundown. Here's the deal: at Bidonio, you pay based on your digital closet. The more old socks and questionable mementos you stash inside, the more you'll have to shell out. But if you're just here to snoop around your friends' closets, relax, it's free! And don't worry, our closets aren't made of solid gold; the first one will cost you about the price of a kebab for the year. So, if you want to store your stuff online without breaking the bank, this is the place to be!
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