Alright, here’s the deal: Bidonio is in pre-alpha mode. Yeah, like a botched sauerkraut recipe we’re testing live. Get the picture? We’re literally tinkering with the code in real time. Yup, you got it right: we’re making tweaks directly in production. Can you imagine the techies over at the big tech companies sweating right now? “But… how dare they do that?!” Ah, the sacrilege!
The best part? When things break, they blow up right in our faces. And honestly, it’s hilarious. Well, for us at least—we’ve got a bit of a masochistic streak. But it’s also fun for you, our thrill-seeking user. Every time you refresh the page, it’s like a game of Russian roulette with bugs. Exciting, right?
And before you start yelling scandal, yes, we have a "layer" system in place. That means we’re sparing you a bit while we happily butcher other parts of the project. No need to panic; Bidonio isn’t going to get "wiped" upon release. In plain language: we’re not going to erase all your stuff. We make backups, because even in our organized chaos, we like to avoid "Oops, all your cat photos are gone!"-type disasters.
Oh, and in case you were wondering: no, we don’t mess with investor money. Why? Because we’d rather live in this adorable chaos than turn into a boring cash machine. Picture a hippie startup that refuses to grow up because it would kill the vibe. That’s us. So yeah, we’re as broke as a student at the end of the month. Winter means sweaters and keeping the heater at a max of 20 degrees, thanks for asking.
And for the impatient ones expecting us to answer all their questions like Facebook: sorry, we don’t have a battalion of employees at your beck and call. You might just end up talking to a slightly clueless AI bot, hastily programmed to listen to you. But hey, it’s better than nothing, right?
The upside? We’re still here, half-human (or close enough), ready to chat on Twitch or through our geeky channels. If a button you loved suddenly disappears, come tell us what you think—we’d love it. And who knows, in the next patch, you might get a new button so amazing it’ll regrow the hair you lost dealing with our bugs.
So just relax, alright? Bidonio isn’t here to make your life miserable; it’s just a joyful, controlled anarchy. Everything we do, even the spectacular crashes, is done with love.
Oh, and we use Bidonio Social to keep you updated on what we’re about to mess with and what we’ve already patched together. And if you’re really at your wit’s end, there’s always tech support where you can throw your best insults our way.