Bidonio - Calendar
Calendar

Bidonio - Calendar

A calendar? Not just a calendar.

Yeah, it’s a calendar for all your events and appointments, with the usual basics, obviously. But the cherry on top? It does more than just jot down your stuff – it tracks them! It’s like having your own personal assistant popping up like, ‘So, how did that meeting go, or do we need to reschedule everything?’ Basically, it’s the calendar that doesn’t just remind you of things – it holds your hand the whole way.

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A calendar? Not just a calendar.
Yeah, it’s a calendar for all your events and appointments, with the usual basics, obviously. But the cherry on top? It does more than just jot down your stuff – it tracks them! It’s like having your own personal assistant popping up like, ‘So, how did that meeting go, or do we need to reschedule everything?’ Basically, it’s the calendar that doesn’t just remind you of things – it holds your hand the whole way.
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Quick overview of the app and service design.
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This overview is just the foundation, the default theme of Bidonio. But hold on, customization here isn't just some basic 'light or dark' option. Oh no, we go way beyond that.
You can totally give it a flawless look: pick your colors, change the background, the text, and even the icon colors. Yep, you can tweak everything until your app is as unique as you are. Because we know you love being fancy.
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The goal of this service?
So, what’s the goal of this service? Well, at first, we had a To-Do list and a note-taking tool. And then, bam, the magical moment: we looked at each other like idiots, like 'OK, now what? A calendar?' We had a good laugh, like 'Seriously, we’re not gonna stress ourselves out over this.' Then, after a deep and intense reflection of… 18 seconds, we decided, 'Alright, let’s do it, we’re making this damn calendar.
At first, it was fun, then less fun, then downright annoying. It had its ups and downs, and finally, BAM: we created our first event for a meeting we had totally forgotten about. Why? Because, obviously, we didn’t have any notifications (LOL). So, we reworked the thing. We checked out Google’s version, and let me tell you, total exhaustion… Seriously, their thing is a nightmare to set up.
At this point, we were running on coffee (and some less legal substances, let’s be honest). The business expenses? Through the roof. Between coke and... well, you get the picture. But when the money started drying up, we figured it was time to finish this damn calendar. So yeah, it’s here, not perfect, but full of big dreams. Like, imagining doing cool stuff with it, like we did with the To-Do list, but calendar-style.
And then, bam, our assistant (who was excelling in being useless) reminded us that we had to hand over our data to the government. The result? Fired. Replaced by an algorithm that, after each completed task, throws out a little 'Woohoo, my darling, you’ve finished your meeting, come see mama!' Yep, we virtualized the assistant. A little fun bonus, you know.
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How does it work ?
Well, it’s not rocket science: you’ve got a calendar. You dump your schedule in there and try to stick to it. If you can’t manage that? Well, you just bail, and the upside is that you won’t have to plan anything ever again.
The nice little bonus we added is a virtual assistant like a magic bimbo. At the end of each meeting or event, she’ll hit you with something like, 'So, champ? Was it cool, or are we postponing it forever?' Of course, she doesn’t say that for real, but if you close your eyes, you can almost picture it.
Now, as I was saying, it’s a bit of a hassle to set up. But if you’re motivated, we can fine-tune it and add some cool stuff. Like, the best idea we have in store is a collaborative calendar. Imagine: there are eight of you living together (because apparently, birth control isn’t your thing), and you can all see each other’s schedules. Super handy for planning your student party just when your parents go on vacation. Magic, right?
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Limits and access ?
Ah, the sadness... If you don’t have a subscription, all you’ll see is a nice 'Add' button, like: 'Sorry, but you missed the train.' No access, back to the streets, in the rain, without an umbrella. And honestly, it’s a shame because the first subscription costs barely the price of a low-cost burger at McDonald's for a year. If that really holds you back, know that I sympathize and wish you all the courage in the world to get over it.
But wait, I have good news: Bidonio has set up a donation system. Instead of just raking in money left and right, they prefer that the community invests in subscriptions for those who really need them, like you. Nice, right? So sign up and keep your fingers crossed because the community is pretty generous. Well, your account will need to be active for a bit (like two weeks) before you’re eligible to receive a free subscription. In the meantime, we’re offering you a trial period to play around with our services, so you can have a little fun before making a decision.
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Always up for a little boost! Got something fun in mind ?
Ah, still not convinced by Bidonio, huh? No worries, here are some user testimonials from folks who apparently had an existential revelation thanks to this thing. Brace yourself, it's going to be juicy !
Albert Einstein :
Since I've been using Bidonio Calendar, my theories of relativity are now perfectly timed. At last, I can be both ahead of and behind time!
Beyoncé :
With Bidonio Calendar, I can finally manage my 27 concerts a week and my 32 fashion projects. Who runs the world? Me, with a flawless schedule!
Winston Churchill :
Bidonio Calendar has helped me plan my speeches. Now, even my theatrical breaks have a schedule!
Steve Jobs :
Using Bidonio Calendar is like finding the Holy Grail of productivity. Now, I can also procrastinate elegantly!
Marie Curie :
Thanks to Bidonio Calendar, I've found a way to balance my time between my research on radioactivity and my trivia nights. Science needs leisure too!
Kanye West :
Bidonio Calendar has allowed me to schedule my moments of genius. Now, even my chaotic thoughts have their own time slot!
Oprah Winfrey :
Since I adopted Bidonio Calendar, every day feels like a gift. Except this one is perfectly wrapped and planned in advance!
J.K. Rowling :
With Bidonio Calendar, I can finally manage my writing sessions and my Harry Potter movie marathons. What's the point of being a witch if you don't plan your time?
David Beckham :
I thought my football career was well-timed, but with Bidonio Calendar, even my rest days have a strict schedule. It's a real winning match!
Greta Thunberg :
Bidonio Calendar helps me organize my speeches and events. Even the fights for the planet deserve good planning, right?
Sign up for them, please, please, please !
How much does it cost and how does it work economically ?
Ah, you're curious to know more, aren't you? No worries, let me give you a quick rundown. Here's the deal: at Bidonio, you pay based on your digital closet. The more old socks and questionable mementos you stash inside, the more you'll have to shell out. But if you're just here to snoop around your friends' closets, relax, it's free! And don't worry, our closets aren't made of solid gold; the first one will cost you about the price of a kebab for the year. So, if you want to store your stuff online without breaking the bank, this is the place to be!
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